Food

I knew something strange was going on when Mom only fed me a little bit then propped me up in this chair with a little table on it.

She gave me a red thing play with and I promptly stuck it in my mouth, as per usual.

Only it had some green slimy stuff on it.

Surely it must have been an accident. What’s that big red thing? I’ll chew on that for a little while.

But, it was no accident. Here comes more slime.

Hmm, I’m not familiar with this type of thing.

What’s it called? Avocado, you say? Maybe I’ll try it again tomorrow.

184 days, 7 hours, 51 minutes old