Dear Mom and Pop, I would really like a puppy dog. I promise I would take care of it and you wouldn’t have to do a thing! If you could get back to me on this issue, I would really appreciate it Thanks. Love, William 195 days, 16 hours, 14 minutes old

More food

I’m starting to get the hang of eating solid foods, but it’s still a little weird for me. Here I am showing my friend Ashlynn how it’s done. After eating I need to wash it down with some water. Man, that stuff tastes bland. 192 days, 12 hours, 53 minutes old


I knew something strange was going on when Mom only fed me a little bit then propped me up in this chair with a little table on it. She gave me a red thing play with and I promptly stuck it in my mouth, as per usual. Only it had some green slimy stuff on […]